Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! - Al Franken Quotes
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Quote:Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! - Al Franken Quotes


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