When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products... - Adam Carolla Quotes
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Quote:When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust. - Adam Carolla Quotes
  


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